believe women? not til they believe God *ag standup@ twin kegs 2

we gon keep this mf goin...classic kelsey
i keep smiling *Holy Spirit
i brought brie for the class
don't feel too special, 3.99 discount
remember those long walks we used to take...no
outta your mind? i own this hotel, son.
that was this jewish boy
nobody has to say this to say this...hahaha
what vagina people do...ruin things
what people tell me sex is like
you come but you don't get anywhere (sex)
i need to work for bmw
advertising products with honesty...a new america
women do go to hobby lobby a lot
why i'm better than everybody...i read the Bible
in anticipation of a dull moment...PHONE
*right after i said that somebody in the audience said, "damn right" (ag is right about everything mfs)
staring @ icon of Virgin Mary getting high BUT no church service at 3am
another person w/ self-awareness or am i on mushrooms
based on my comedy alone...
sucking the big fat dick of the grain...that's my porn joke
FAIL (will never be an organized schizo hahaha that's an oxymoron)
kelsey liked that one a lot
they think i'm doing satire it's so funny
whatever's good about me is only there cos God gave it to me...so true!
i know yawl are there...a mirage really
observational bit...
normal people comedy...personal experience
in restaurant world...everybody is bitching about somebody else at the restaurant...they got it
kelsey is a server @ ocharleys so he knows
thank you Lord and thank you kelsey
i don't play video games in the real time
black people are so good @ crowd work
we still have normal people interactions yawl