WTF Amazon? This can't be real! Amazon holds your account hostage until you write a "fair" review.

I never thought I'd see it but with Amazon I can't really say I am that shocked. Amazon is holding you hostage with one hand and offering you a coupon with the other if you will watch the first episode of Rings of Prime and write a "fair" review. "Fair" to be determined by the blue hair freaks that work at Amazon. I still am not sure this is real. I feel like I am being trolled.