Poison even on the twisty ties

Poison even on the damn twisty ties . The sound to my speakers the last day or so kept either going off or one speaker would stop working, then both would stop, constantly. I figured the criminals had put some poison on my headphones, well, they had, I cleaned em and taped a paper towel around the headband. I put in an error report to Microsoft, I think maybe I was(am) being hacked though, I also now know that they can come in my apartment now even with the door locked. Maybe they thought they could sneak up on the old man here? All speculation but quite plausible.