There Goes All My Hopes And Dreams. Don’t Eat At Joe’s!

We Americans are completely retarded. We are the only country in the world who can spend ten years fiscal budget on 20,000,000 illegal immigrants given half a million dollars each to commit all the crimes in the book with free housing, tech and education but not to spend seven nights a week listening to two hours of music in public at more than 65 decibals. I think I’ll move to North Korea when Kim Jong-Un’s sister Yo-Jong takes over.