BREAKING: Chrystia's Caribou Crush Canadian Crude, Killing Alberta

Chrystia Freeland's now-infamous trip to Alberta had an ulterior motive: to kill 30% or Alberta's Oil and gas sector. With tensions on the rise, and Western alienation at the forefront, one has to ask: if our leaders really were actively working to destroy Canada, while trying to maintain the venire of acting in our interests, what would they be doing differently?