Digitizing currency is f**king Big Brother -- Episode 28

It's bad enough that the furry rat bastards in Congress have been printing fake cash like a whore on a bender, but now they want to digitize fake cash, so all they have to do is hit a button and VOILA, more fake cash quick -- and more inflation that steals the value from Americans' paychecks and bank accounts.
But it's worse than that. With digitized fake cash, the furry SOBs could monitor EVERY SINGLE THING you do, EVERY PENNY you spend -- and know exactly where you are and what you're doing. It's Big F**king Brother, folks, watching and controlling your every move.
We must take back our rights to privacy and cash and action NOW. We must understand and insist upon our rights! Let's do it! Stop the theft!