The War Against Truth - Mainstream Grüel/Eet Yor Chikin

What does Roe vs. Wade, Chick-fil-A and the film/musical Grease have in common? Stay around for the next 11 minutes for a musicial and historical journey to nowhere and everywhere all at once. We humbly submit to you our latest two songs "Mainstream Grüel/Eet Yor Chikin"

The War Against Truth is:
Shaun Kelly
Eric K.
Poxy J. Snarky

Lyrics to Mainstream Grüel/Eet Yor Chikin:
Born in the bathroom of the master you serve ... Eet Yor Chikin!
Don't open Sundays, or for queers and pervs ... Eet Yor Chikin!
You know we have to overturn Roe v. Wade ... Eet Yor Chikin!
Our God has mercy, we call in minimum wage ... EET YOR CHIKIN!
Eet yor chikin, but baby gets nothing ... Eet Yor Chikin!

Every embryo is sacred to the radical right ... Eet Yor Chikin!
But once you're born, to survive, you're going to have to fight ... Eet Yor Chikin!
Eet yor chikin, but baby gets nothing ... Eet Yor Chikin!
Eet yor chikin, but baby gets nothing ... Eet Yor Chikin!
Eet yor chikin, but baby gets nothing ... nothing ... nothing
BABY GETS NOTHING!!!

We will do our best to bring you to this world ... Eet Yor Chikin!
But once you're here TOUGH SHIT to all you boys and girls ... EET YOR CHIKIN!

But we guarantee a job
You can always work for us
Eet Yor Chikin!

Cleaning the bathroom where you were born
Ought to give you a sense of pride and nostalgia
Grab a mop and a selfie stick, post it to your Instagram
Our drive-thru line blocks the intersection in the strip mall parking lot
At least you know they won't step a foot inside
To defecate on your birthplace which you've just cleaned
Plus there's always a chance someday with good performance
You'll call mom and her new boyfriend to let them know that you
You just made shift manager

Congrats to you, shift manager, Chick-fil-A dropout
It'll be your pleasure to serve fries and shakes, too, Chick-fil-A dropout
The power you feel, the poison you deal, Chick-fil-A dropout
Free chicken for you and the whole staff, too, Chick-fil-A dropout

Eet Yor Chikin!

Mainstream Grüel/Eet Yor Chikin is available for purchase here: http://thewaragainsttruth.bandcamp.com

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