If i Felch ( Beatles parody )

If i Felch - lyrics
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If I felch a rat with you
i will tell you what to do
And help you understand
Cause I've felched a rat before
And I filed down the claws
on they're little hands

If I give my rat to you
you must be sure
that you tie the string
so it- wont run loose in you

If It runs away- inside
it might run and hide
If it starts to claw , your ass
it will hurt like hell
and if you can stand the pain
not i , my rat severed several veins
in my ass

So I hope that you will love
to see me felch you
And that you will cry
When you try to go poo
and if you can stand the pain
not i , my rat severed several veins
in my ass

So I hope you'll see - that I
Would love to felch you
And that you will cry
When you try to go poo
if i felch my rat with you

Music by The Beatles
Vocals & Lyrics by Glen Gordon 2022