My name is Matt and for the next several moments

Hello, humans.My name is Matt and for the next several moments,you are going to listen to me.Mwah, ha, ha, ha, ha.Sorry. I'm just joking.This is my normal voice.Have you ever taken direction from a mysterious voice on the computer before?No? Perfect!I want to try an experiment with you,but I can't tell you what that experiment entails because if I do,it won't work.You'll just have to trust me.This will all make sense soon,hopefully.If you're sitting down,stand up from your chair and take a step back.