The google mafia

How would you like to watch a video like this? The google mafia has activated their MDM into my PERSONAL devices, which is highly unlawful. It gives a POS "admin" privileges, giving him absolute control of my devices and personal data. Hes used this unlawful privilege to screw with my devices via "remote controller that enables him to move things on my screen. Also to keep hitting pause while I try to watch a video. This is what google thinks of their users. Pretty cool, huh?