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I Wish We All Could Leave California - Babylon Bee + Beach Boys Parody
well SF's packed with feces
you gotta watch your step up there
and Los Angeles with all their homeless camps
the tents and drugs are everywhere
in Napa Newsom drops some 15 thousand bucks on wine
but in the rest of the state with all the mask mandates
they keep us all locked up real tight
I wish we all could leave California
I wish we all could leave California
I wish we all could leave California now
well Texas has more freedom
and pistol grips out there aren't banned
I'd dig a Florida place with no vax in my veins
and no income tax sounds grand
I been all around this Commie state and my time here's about spent
yeah but I couldn't spot even one U-Haul lot
that had a single truck left to rent
I wish we all could leave California
I wish we all could leave California
I wish we all could leave California now
they claim to have high culture but those vultures run the towns
like how in Hollywood they're always up to no good
cuz it's pedos all the way down
and Big Tech keeps on colludin' with the Government it's true
they push the illusion of choice while removing your voice
don't want the jab well too bad for you
I wish we all could leave California
I wish we all could leave California
I wish we all could leave California now
I wish we all could leave California now
I wish we all could leave California now
I wish we all could leave California now
I wish we all could leave California now
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