Top 10 Worst Change.org Petitions But I Made Them Up

On this video I present the Top 10 Worst Change.org Petitions that one could imagine, literally I made them up. There are some editing and "petition" inconsistencies, but I literally do not have access to Photoshop and such tools is beyond my ability to use. How the heck does Penguinz0 (or Cr1TiKaL) deal with ranting about controversies for 7+ straight minutes? I have issues with my voice doing the same.

Petitions range from a man who needs Therapeutic Mouthwash that cures radioactive meth breath, to adding the Tesla Cybertruck to GTA Online or adding MTG cards based on Rick and Morty, theres one petition to add DMCA'd to the Oxford English Dictionary after Viacom kept taking down the episodes of Avatar the Last Airbender a Nebraska Hotel owner uploaded in his teen years. Amazo the Amazonian, Mjol, Pip, and Vito Robusti are all OCs of mine from DeviantArt and Rurastan is a fictional country (which was basically a Soviet bloc styled country based off of Kazakhstan from Borat) from the same fictional Universe where those 4 characters are from.

The (Fictional) change.org petitions in order.

0:07: Alex Flintwater petition to drop the lawsuit against him.
0:31: Add DMCA'd to Oxford English Dictionary
0:55: Add Pokemon based on earwigs and capybara to a future game.
1:19: Get insurance to cover special mouthwash that cures radioactive meth breath
1:38: Add cars based on Ponitac Aztek and Tesla Cybertruck to GTA Online
2:04: Add Magic the Gathering Cards based on Rick and Morty.
2:31: Add "Rat Chuck" to Oxford English Dictionary
2:57: Replace Amazon dog pages with furry artwork for April Fools Day
3:14: Get Insurance to pay for surgery to remove grotesque brand from my arm.
3:35: Petition to restart production on rocket boots.

Some images shown in the the made up petition video.
https://www.deviantart.com/zanyonepip/art/Burserker-petition-923278326
https://www.deviantart.com/zanyonepip/art/Magic-the-Gathering-Petition-Parody-913715928
https://www.deviantart.com/zanyonepip/art/DMCA-Definition-Petition-903980169
https://www.deviantart.com/zanyonepip/art/Alex-Flintwater-Petition-903746444