i wouldn't be a good comedian if i were more careful

ran this red light but i didn't speed thru it
crazy ass mfs
well we almost died again
they made a turn that coulda resulted in disaster *kinda like me a month ago, only that time...
defensive AND offensive driver
JUST bragging about running red light
hey man...
i do say that a lot tho (so true!)
i'm always speaking for me in some kinda way
i hate that i am a wreckless person
i cry about this all the time
you gotta take a lotta chances to find humor
if you don't play victim about every mfing thing...
really excited to go to Church
i'm assuming they're 200 yrs old
they're nervous cos they see a cop
maybe churches are dangerous now
*i know they are there to block traffic or sumin, it's always these new agey churches like this one or some big ass 6 flags over jesus kinda church
nice to be calm
NO I'M NOT!
a little piece of the man in my head
it should be a man taking care of you not the govt
they need to be with their kids
if i wasn't schizo, man...not longing for this, i just know that ain't the life for me but if i were living another life that would be ideal