future huffington post articles from ag

3 years ago
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one more video, so i say (2 more after this PERFECT ex of me lying to myself)
camera crew of self-awareness
comedian/artist/presentation...stupid petty bullshit not my forte
my lighting is great
don't chu wanna hear my awesomely masculine voice
predictably unpredictable
flip phone cos i'm more creative than you
what if people can't take a shit anymore
it'll take em a few days to get their bowel movements in order
nobody wants to talk about this
ag is gonna pretend to be a leftist
also look like a feminist, au naturel
...despite all the stupid bullshit that comes outta their mouth
regardless of their politics women are annoying
mannerisms so woman
why i never wanted to do stand up comedy
the masculine voice that i exhibit more than any other
that's not to be anti-feminist
conglomeration disorder
obsessed w/ image AND emotionally unstable
waiting around in a mcds parking lot for the free wifi (that happened when the "bombing" in nashville occurred over xmas a couple yrs ago...anyone remember that?)

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