The Conjuring - Episode 0134

The Conjuring: “She’s Already Gone…and Now You’re All Gonna Die.”

What’s a violent ghost in comparison to an upside-down mortgage? In the continued exploration of what will frighten Darth to the very depths of her soul, we discuss The Conjuring, one of the highest grossing horror movies of all time.

The Conjuring takes place in a time when your diagnosis was embarrassingly published on your prescription bottle and television static still existed…

We apologize, #Hindsighters, but Darth can’t really go on with these show notes. She tried to make this movie funny, but it was simply too scary for her chicken self.

That being said, she’ll leave you with a few questions and lessons from The Conjuring:

Ron Livingston can beat the hell out of a copier, but not a ghost? What the hell?Blindfolding the Seeker makes Hide ‘n’ Seek (and Quidditch) so much more exciting.How do you create a friendly haunting?Exorcisms are like horcruxes; they take a lot out of you.

The ultimate life lesson from The Conjuring, you ask? If you ever try to harm their dogs, Darth and Jason will go full Killer Whale on your ass.