ShobieShy - Shower Thoughts

Bandcamp: https://shobieshy.bandcamp.com/track/shower-thoughts

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I’m walking down the street, no signs showing
The instability ticking, this wicked mind’s going
I keep it at bay but tonight it’s nice knowing ya
I take a little break and break into a smile glowing

I’ll steal all of Rainbow’s food until she’s getting famished
Then make her fly twice as long so her wings are permanently damaged
Leave her burned bolts uniform on her front porch ‘n
Then put it all in her scrapbook so she can always absorb it

I’ll have Pinkie throw a party but tell her the wrong date
So she ends up all alone and empty deflating her long mane
Use electroshock therapy on her fucking face
So she can never smile again and mind never a sunny place

I’ll make Applejack take a nap with a slap to her face, ow
Hate fuck her brains out then break her fuckin’ legs, ow
Import some better apples and run her out of business
Wait for Granny Smith to kick it, then laugh at her existence

[Verse 2]
I’ll shave Rarity bald in her sleep, I call it Rare sheep
Then burn all her fabric all for mon cheri
I’ll tie her to a chair and watch her makeup run
As I drown her fucking cat laughin’. This day’s not done.

I’ll pour concrete into rabbit holes in the winter
So Fluttershy thinks she failed and starts getting more bitter
I’ll put a cardboard cutout of tirek on her front lawn
So she starves herself and animals waiting until it’s gone

I’ll make Twilight watch me burn her books page by page
Make her say my name as I explain her friends fates
How courageous she acts when she’s got the support
But alone she’s just pathetic, And finally I will break her horn

And Celestia, I’ll cut out your tongue and lecture ya
Make ya send ya sister to the moon again prepare yourself
I’ll make spike send you the bodies and the next nightfall
I’ll snap your horn too, bitch, now who’s the god?