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Puro Pinche Laughter ALV Tour
Feb 29 Angleton Tx Star Of Texas Events Center
March 14 Raymondville, Tx VFW
March 20 Victoria TX Club Portal
March 21 Kingsville Tx Puro Pinche Wrestling
March 22 Odessa Tx Celebrity Card Club CCC
March 23rd Hobbs NM Diamond Lils
March 24 (need help with venue in Carlsbad NM)
March 25 El Paso, Tx - Comic Strip
March 27 Las Cruces, NM Picacho Peak Brewery
March 28 Deming NM - Adobe Deli
April 1 Douglas AZ Cilantros Events
April 2 Tuscon, AZ at The O
April 3 Glendale AZ Desert Rose Steak House
April 4 Imperial Valley, CA Barbara Worth country club
April 5 San Diego CA BORDER X BREWERY
April 6 Whittier CA Sage Bar
April 7 Reedley California - the Wake House
April 8-9 looking for venues in Oregon ?
April 10 Yakima WA club Gemini
April 11 Boise ID Lounge at The End Of The Universe
April 12 Salt Lake City UT- Private Show for the Troops
April 13 Denver CO - Your Moms House
April 14 Liberal KS El Mezcal Bar N Grill
April 15 Wichita KS BarleyCorns
April 16 (Open)
April 17 Chicago IL - Sluggers Bar
April 18 Milwaukee WI - Buenavista Banquets
April 19 Holland MI Park Theater
April 20 Toledo Ohio- Homeboys Bar N Grill 4/20
April 21 (locking down Nashville TN)
April 22 Fishing in Alabama
April 23 (Looking for a venue in Atlanta)
April 24 Lakeland FL - OK Corral
April 25 Naples FL Dimension Events center
April 26 Tallahassee FL railroad square brewery
April 27-28(looking for a venue in New Orleans)
April 29 Dallas Tx Rodeo West
April 30 Ft. Worth, TX - Celeste Ballroom
May 1 Austin TX - North Door
May 3 Corpus Christi Tx Valencia Ballroom
May 6 McAllen Tx home sweet home Cine El Rey
May 22 San Antonio Tx Shriners Event Center