X Men Should All Be Gay! Media Wants More Characters Retconned As LGBT Despite No Cannon Evidence

The Film Magazine has been well known as a left wing rag for a while. Well as most Acolytes of the Cult they are completing denying the history of characters in order to push their own agenda. Well now they are using the lack of obvious LGBT attributes as a sign of them being LGBT. Never mind that they have all have a history of straight relationships, but when has the past ever matter to these people? How far did they go? Lets find out.