Wally dies from sadness and mucus

Watch Wally announce he's dying of sadness and will refuse resuscitation while reminiscing about the last time he banged his girl, (it was in the back of his car). Amazingly he has the strength to keep filming the whole time despite eminent kidney and spleen failure. Be sure to fast forward pass the gross part where he spits up phlegm to show his audience.
Note: This video is over two years old. Guess what? Wally didn't die!