CDC Advises 'Virtual Sex' and Socially Distanced Masturbation To Stem Spread of Monkeypox

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"Try having sex with your clothes on," advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in a new two-pager issued this month, or masturbating 6 feet away from your partner if you're worried you might have monkeypox. If clothes-on sex, whatever that means, doesn't interest you, you could go for "virtual sex" or anything where you "avoid kissing" and keep body parts with inexplicable sores covered (which seems like good advice regardless of whether monkeypox is spreading). Regardless of which route you go, though, be sure to wash your sheets and your fetish gear, says the nation's premier public health nanny.

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Read the article here: https://reason.com/2022/06/17/cdc-advises-virtual-sex-and-socially-distanced-masturbation-to-stem-spread-of-monkeypox/

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