JOKE Of The Day #96 - Little Johnny's Soldier DAD !
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Little Johnny’s teacher asked the kids to write a story with a “moral of the story.”
The next day little Johnny reads his to the class.... "My dad fought in the Afganistan war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a bottle of gin, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the gin. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Taliban soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets. So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke. So he killed the last ten with his bare hands"
The teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is any moral to his story....Johnny replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking!”
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