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Monty Python's Life Of Brian - The 'Right' To Have Babies
Stan: "I Want To Be A Woman. From Now On, I Want You All To Call Me 'Loretta'."
Reg: "What?!"
Loretta: "It's My Right As A Man."
Judith: "Well, Why Do You Want To Be Loretta, Stan?"
Loretta: "I Want To Have Babies."
Reg: "You Want To Have Babies?!"
Loretta: "It's Every Man's Right To Have Babies If He Wants Them."
Reg: "But... You Can't Have Babies."
Loretta: "Don't You Oppress Me."
Reg: "I'm Not Oppressing You, Stan. You Haven't Got A Womb! -- Where's The Fetus Going To Gestate?! You Going To Keep It In A Box?!"
Judith: "Here! I-- I've Got An Idea. Suppose You Agree That He Can't Actually Have Babies, Not Having A Womb, Which Is Nobody's Fault, Not Even The Romans', But That He Can Have The Right To Have Babies."
Francis: "Good Idea, Judith. We Shall Fight The Oppressors For Your Right To Have Babies, Brother. Sister. Sorry."
Reg: "What's The Point?"
Francis: "What?"
Reg: "What's The Point Of Fighting For His Right To Have Babies When He Can't Have Babies?!"
Francis: "It Is Symbolic Of Our Struggle Against Oppression."
Reg: "Symbolic Of His Struggle Against Reality."
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