Why is Alaska so much Better than Colorado, what did Polis do to screw things up!?

I'm in Alaska to discover why they are so much better than Colorado! (You heard me...) And I discovered that it's because there's less people, so some of you are just gonna have to go. But before you do, vote for me!
#VandeKrolforGovernor #BetterThanTwoAzzholes #politicalsatire