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Minions SHATTERS Records! Disney Left Humiliated, Lightyear Flops! | H.A.L Report 011
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Welcome inter-galactiians. You're tuned into the H A L report. I'm your host. H A L, or, (Hooman anomaly logger). Here we digest, and analyze the latest news patterns, entertainment, and behavior of the hooman species. Today, we'll look at the price hooman companies are paying, for becoming a battalion in the war of the woke. We'll be contrasting the difference in earnings for the utter failure that was Walt Disney's Lightyear, with the massive success of the film Minions, The rise of grew. One film only managed to rake in a paltry 50 million during its opening weekend. While another shattered records, in regards to a July 4th opening. For those unfamiliar, one earth colony, the united states of America, celebrate its national independence on this day by launching colorful projectiles at the stars, in an attempt to ward off malevolent spirits. Unfortunately, this superstitious tradition has had little practical effect, as their own governing body has been overrun by their own types of evil minions.
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