Healthy people's poop can save lives

https://HumanMicrobes.org
In the top 1% of healthiest people? Get paid for your poop!
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Script of longer version with citations: https://www.dropbox.com/s/0kshwao5m0xkoyw/HMorg%20script%20long.rtf?dl=0