HILARIOUS! Leftist Males are Getting Sterilized to Support Women's Rights! (Fact Check True)

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After weeks of reporting nothing but bad news, finally I have some really GREAT news. Probably the best thing political news since the 2016 election. So You won’t want to miss out on this. As you may have noticed, when Roe was overturned, lefties lost their mind. They went from mad to sad to oh, who cares? What really matters is they are going to take matters into their own hands. But this time they are being useful idiots, instead of being regular idiots. In the first phase of their plan, in order to punish all men, the women of the left are going to stop sleeping around like alley cats in heat. This means, no more reproducing in such shallow gene pools. In the second phase, not to be outdone, lefty men, not to be outdone, are getting themselves sterilized. Let’s have another round of vasectomies for America’s Beta Males! So here’s the deal...

Vasectomies are Reportedly Soaring since Roe was Overturned. Far-Left Males are seeking sterilization In the Fight for Women’s Rights. As well they should. What an awesome plan, and just when I’d given up hope the left would ever come up with anything useful. This has the potential to save America.

Many young men who don't want to have children, are no longer confident that the women in their life will have access to murder on demand because of the court's decision to overturn Roe, so they are turning to vasectomies. The Lord indeed works in mysterious ways.

Urologists around the country have noticed a tremendous increase in demand for vasectomies. The surge has been most notable in beta males under 30.

Vasectomies are up 900% since the Roe reversal. 900% people! Hearing that left-wing males are neutering themselves makes the court's ruling even sweeter than it already was. I suppose Pride month wasn’t a total loss after all, was it?

Doug Stein, a urologist known as the “Vasectomy King” for his longtime advocacy of the procedure, said the spike in requests was “very, very noticeable” in the days following the Supreme Court decision.

“Many of the guys are saying that they have been thinking about the procedure for a while, and the [Supreme Court] decision was the final factor that tipped them over the edge,” says the Washington Post.

“Dr. Alex Shteynshlyuger, director of urology at New York Urology Specialists, estimated that calls about vasectomy procedures to his office have soared by more than 500 percent this week with many consultations booked for July and younger men jumping on the bandwagon,” he told the New York Post. It’s good that NY men don’t know the laws in their own state, isn’t it?

“Staff at medical offices told The Post that they have been stunned by the number of childless, young men asking about the procedure.

According to the Washington Post, doctors in many states are reporting a “300 to 400 percent” increase in consultations.

Dr. John Curington told the news outlet that “at least 60 or 70 percent are mentioning the Supreme Court” ruling during their appointments. And the brilliant part is that almost all of these men are from states where abortion is completely legal. I always knew the vapid stupidity of leftists was going to pay off someday.

In Salt Lake City, Utah, urologist Dr. Blake Johnson cited the leak of the Supreme Court ruling in May, saying, “Since the actual decision, we’re all of the sudden booked out until September. It’s way up.” Come on guys, don’t let that slow you down. Any farmer with a lastrator can get the job done, let’s get creative. Get cracking and give the people what they want. Do it now, before someone tells them murder is still legal in their state.

Dr. Hettinger, a urologist in the Kansas City area, said earlier this week, “One of our office managers said get ready. Since Friday, we’re up 900% in people looking to get a vasectomy.” That’s good news, if I have any fellow Missourians watching. Oh yeah, abortion is not legal in Missouri, so snip away fellows!

Be careful not to let those lefties know that abortions are probably still legal where they are. Do your part, make the call for them, give them a ride, donate a pocket knife, whatever you can do. The left is doing their part. With half of them gay and the other half sterile, the futue looks bright. Now do your part, and let’s make America great again.

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