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Hippie Valentine
Song written by "Fast Heart" Martin Stamper
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One day in February I found a girl so fine
with no doubt I wanted her to be my Valentine
So I went out and bought a box of chocolate candy
I took them to her happily but she was angry
I don't want this box of chocolates that you've brought to me
They are made with Corn syrup and that stuff's unhealthy
I told her I understood and I would make it right
So once more I went to the store later that night
To compensate I bought a dozen roses of red
It was late when I gave them to her and this is what she said
I dont want these pesticide covered flowers
shipped here with fossil fuels and grown with slave labor
I was feelin' so dumb I ran back to my home
When I was there I felt despair and sat all alone
I had no idea pleasing her would be this hard
This time I'd keep it simple and I bought her a card
I don't want this greeting card it's made out of trees
If they all get then we can not breath
I must have been struck by the wrong arrow of that flying cupid
I knew then I had no luck and Valentine's day is stupid
I told the girl that I was sorry that I had bothered her
But then she spoke up happily and gave me this answer
You dont have to spend your money or buy me anything
I just want your company and then she kissed me
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