ShobieShy - Without Chryssie (Without Me Parody) reprod. UndreamedPanic

here's another old one (2019) I found on my hard drive. have fun

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Instrumental:
https://www.youtube.com/c/UndreamedPanic

art
https://derpibooru.org/images/2891784
https://twitter.com/TIGA52080175/status/1539113555144101889

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Lyrics:
They’ve created a monster
Cause ponies all want to see
Changelings all colored
Puke green and bright yellow

Well if you want Change this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of queen to send you to the hospital

I’ll conquer all the spots that you all will have lost
And I’ll knock down all the walls in Canterlot
Cause despite being a Changeling, y’all can’t change me
Like Thorax, the bitch, actin’ like a baby!

It’s been too long, but I’m back to raze these
Ponies, don’t think kind thoughts can save me
I know that you got the Elements waiting
But you’re gonna need more than harmony to erase me

You’re gonna beg me “please just let us be
We’ll leave peacefully, deceitful queen”
Then try to overthrow in a week or three
But it would be so empty without me

So, I’m gonna reign, top of the chain, Chryssi’s back
Cum on her mane and some on her tail
That feel when you just took over Equestria
I just settled in the throne room
Fuck you Tia!

So this looks like a job for me
So everypony, just march with me
Cause we need a little bit conquering
Cause it’d be so empty without me
(x2)

Equestrians, if you have any questions
I understand Celestia’s freed up her schedule
If you think you’ll get your way, your mental
Now back to the front of my carriage, I said pull!

I came prepared, ponies are scared
They’ve no magic to spare with my throne surrounding the castle
With an aura so massive, I laugh at
All the little ponies getting their ass whipped
Equestria fractured
Something I’m glad to see, so happy it makes me undertaking catastrophe

Well I’m back
Finna win again against defences and I’ll finish
the princesses living in a cage like a failure
The center of attention, finding new ways to interest me
The mane six arrested, infested cells, no chance for rescue

Test me, you’ll regret the fee
Did I mention no one stands up to me
That’s ten percent more of your love to me
Course one, absorb love, you’re up to feed

Now this looks like a job for me
So everypony, just march with me
Cause we need a little bit of conquering
Cause it feels so empty without me
(x2)

A crisp magic smack with my horn on the asses
Of Luna and Celestia whores for practice
Morbid acts to perform to masses
Demoralize ponies to their core for laughs. Which

Drone feels up to plowing both before me
Hate fuck the leaders of the old world I’m owning
You don’t owe me, go on, let’s go
Control them, bone like you’re beating a fetch goal
Infest homes,

I’ll give you the signal
When I announce a new blissful plan for the Crystals
It’s sinful, a mission full of offense
Taking down the princess and make her choke on her spittle

But sometimes my enemies
Allies of the ponies try to dethrone me
So this must mean I’m disgusting
But it’s just me, the changeling queen

I’ve gotta curse these infernal ponies
And turn the whole thing to a firm monarchy
And use their love to feed us quickly
And use it to make the army healthy

Hey! My final conquest has worked
A million more hive members emerge
But no matter how many serve under the queen
It’d be so empty without me

So this looks like a job for me
So everypony, just march with me
Cause we need a little bit of conquering
Cause it’d be so empty without me
(x2)

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no i didn't ask permission, no i don't care, no i won't take this down