JOKE Of The Day #89 - What Killed 200 CROWS ?

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200 crows were found dead recently.
There was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Bird Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from being hit by cars. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 96% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 4% were killed by cars.
An expert was hired to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.
The expert quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike".

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