Laughable reality screen exercise and an attempt to not let him out..I fail.

Again I convey a few ridiculous news reports/stories from around..sorry flatties..on..earth/the planet.
Phew!! Dodged that bullet.
I'm just being a Scaramanga, I know we have no-one here that distracted.
Why fear a clown show?
Just chill and enjoy my usual dumb-ass mannerisms and another battle between me and me.
I do not apologise anymore, sometimes it's best to just say, "FuckityCockWank'n'Bollocks".
If that don't work..they can 'shit-off'.

Much L❤ve

Johnny❤