Captain Carbon Kerry Demands 'WE' Must Switch To 'Green Steel'

“Climate Envoy” John “12-Mil Mansion By The Sea” Kerry is making big “futurist” claims. The man with a penchant for private jet jaunts and (thanks to his marriage to the inheritor of the Heinz Ketchup fortune) who has, or has had, possession or regular use of multiple yachts, six cars (by his own 2004 admission) and at least five homes, decided to blather on about what “WE” must do right away in order to save us from the boogeyman he claimed long ago would destroy us by now.