Abandoned Paddle Boat COMMANDEERED by a Couple of (terrible) Pirates

Back Story: This paddle boat has been sitting on this shore for over a week. Our nephew got wind of it and asked about 97 questions regarding this boat and its status. We had originally planned for him to be with us when we went to pick it up, but he fell ill, so it was my (very last minute) idea to put together a little video to still make it special for him. (Completely unbeknownst to Ted!)

As we were headed out to rescue this abandoned paddle boat, I threw a bandana to Ted and said "put this on."
Ted: "What are we doing?"
Me: "We're going on a quest"
A very impromptu, low budget film with zero prep, terrible actors, no script, no director... and nobody asked for it. But we had a TON of fun, a lot of laughs and we hope it brings pure joy to our nephew who is under the weather, as he was supposed to be here for this rescue mission.

(CURRENTLY IN SEARCH OF THE RIGHTFUL OWNER!)