Val Kilmer sings? And he spies in Top Secret! (1984) on Hindsight is Horrifying

Cows are running around in rain boots and Batman is suddenly Conrad Birdie. Confused? You probably still will be even after you join Darth, Jason, and Adam for their discussion of "Top Secret!"

Val Kilmer makes all the ladies swoon (even the frighteningly underaged ones) as Nick Rivers, American rock star turned secret agent/freedom fighter and slapstick comedy enthusiast. Yes, this movie really is that silly. Don’t believe us? Tune in and find out why bestiality “can” be funny. Though, as professional, scientific podcasters, we maintain that either Nigel or the cow should have been wearing a dress.