#40 - Are Watermelons Racist ?

The Roo talk continues as a woman is mauled by a Kangaroo because she was wearing Sarah Jessica Parker perfume. We find the best place to purchase an exotics animal so we can get Christian his own roo. If you want to help Christian achieve his dream you can right here:
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KFC has a lifetime original movie called " Recipe For Seductions" staring Mario Lopez as The Coronel and Ryan wants to watch ever second of it. Dallas Cowboys coach is in trouble for smashing watermelons because its racist, and watermelons are racists, and you're probably racist cause you didn't know that. Smoking weed before and even during fights was part of Mike Tysons success and we find out that he was stoned during the Roy jones Jr fight a week ago. Christian teases something for next week called "Spitch Bottle" and I'm pretty sure child Christian tired to seduce his dad.

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