the Queen of England's Platinum Jubilee - alternate version

Nothing against her personally, I'm sure she is a great mother and granny to her offspring, she's certainly given them wealthy gifts.... as for her children I'd rather just not mention them eg PaedoPrince.

Prince Philip 1980: "when I die i'd like to come back as a deadly virus that could go some way to reduce the population of the planet" - slightly paraphrased but that's what he said, he died at the start of COVID19.
His friend Stanley, father of Boris "the cunting liar" Johnson has published books on population reduction in the 90s.... lovely people.

... yes we would be more than happy to seed a little sovereignty to the EU to ensure productive and prosperous trade rather than rule from Westminster.

Like any country can legally do, we'll use the English Pound (which we own 8.4% of) for the interim period whilst creating our own Central Bank.
(we can defer any Euro indefinitely)

If it prevents England invading us (we also own 8.4% of the army) we will join OTAN. This also allows us to move Trident to a more suitable location away from major population centers.

Our economy is in the region of £250billion per year, more than enough to support 6million people and eradicate poverty and homelessness.

Nicola Sturgeon is merely the person we've currently selected to organise the referendum. the SNP will not continue post-Indy as we will have a proper Parliament with proper politicians that actually represent us.

There's a good chance we'll vote to become a Republic but that's entirely up to Liz and Charlie - if they act properly then maybe, if they continue with the Tory bs then cheerio.

As current British citizens we own 8.4% of the entire British Empire/Commonwealth.

If English politicians want us to continue to supply them energy they will need to buck up their attitudes.

Happy Jubilee to the brain dead southern drones - there's a reason the yoons shout "no surrender", they can only surrender once and they've completely surrendered to Westminster corruption. If they don't like it they can move home to a country they feel more at home in (and live to see just exactly what the English actually think of them when they get bored trying to pretend)

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