JOKE Of The Day #86 - The MAN With A Wooden EYE !

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Once there was a young man with a wooden eye.
Now, he's very self conscious of his eye. Every year, the annual village dance comes around, and every year, he stands off to the side, feeling sorry for himself.
This year was no different. As he's standing there, he spots a young lady with a wooden leg. She too is standing aside and looking sad.
The young man thinks, "Now, I know I'm no prince charming, but I bet if I ask that lady for a dance, she'll say yes." So he works up his courage, puts on a brave face, and walks over to her.
"Pardon me miss, but would you dance with me??"
Surprised, she exclaimed, "ohh, would I? Would I!"
"Oh forget it then if your going to be rude, peg leg! PEG LEG!!"