It's Sweet To Be a NEET (It's Swell Bein' an Incel) - Original Song

there’s a new meme in town no it won’t let you down
we know society has sure gone shit
with a tip of my hat I lift up my glass and drink to the end of it
from college I bailed my relationships failed
I’m jobless but feel oddly complete
for I’m Not in Education Employment or Training
I’m acronymically NEET
when I was in school I was nobody’s fool
saw my teachers were aiming for obedience training
so I hit the road lost my mind kept my soul
there was finally time to lift my feet and unwind
while dreamin’ breathin’ keep on believin’
that eventually we all complete the dream and reach the peak of NEET
it’s sweet to be a NEET it’s swell being an incel
my delinquency’s complete you see all’s well that ends well
they say the world the meek will inherit
but rest assured the NEET will share it
while NPCs complain and parrot
the current thing’s a pin they wear until they suffocate with flair
gee what a relief to be a NEET
I looked for a job didn’t like what they offered
I heard hey wagie wagie get back in your cagie
I said why don’t you relax you can keep your licenses and tax
don’t need much to get by to have harmonious lives
while dreamin’ breathin’ keep on believin’
that eventually we all complete the dream and reach the peak of NEET
it’s sweet to be a NEET it’s swell being an incel
my delinquency’s complete you see all’s well that ends well
they say the world the meek will inherit
but rest assured the NEET will share it
while NPCs complain and parrot
the current thing’s a pin they wear until they suffocate with flair
gee what a relief to be a NEET
I used to dig girls got sick of floozies with curls
with no more phony woman distractin’ I’m resumin’ all new euphonious craftin’
but there’s nothing wrong with bein’ glad to get a wife that’s nice and trad
for humanity thrives when the family life keeps breedin’ teachin’ to always believe
that even we can be the light that guides us through the darkest night
we won’t comply all NEETs unite
all NEETs unite
all NEETs unite
so we didn’t get jabbed the bosses said too bad
it was really that simple my body my temple
but that baby inside is a life fightin’ to survive
at conception you’ll find a connection divine
that’s dreamin’ breathin’ always believin’
that eventually we all complete the dream and reach the peak of NEET
it’s sweet to be a NEET it’s swell being an incel
my delinquency’s complete you see all’s well that ends well
they say the world the meek will inherit
but rest assured the NEET will share it
while NPCs complain and parrot
the current thing’s a pin they wear until they suffocate with flair
gee what a relief
oh what a relief
it’s such a relief to be a NEET