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JOKE Of The Day #85 - Generous SCOTSMAN saves ARABS Life !
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An Arab Sheik was admitted to the hospital for major surgery, but prior to the surgery, the sheik had a very rare blood type so they needed to find a match, so the call went out around the world to find the rare blood.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some persuasion, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a Porsche, a diamond necklace for his wife, and £100,000 in appreciation for the blood donation.
A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood. After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank you card and a box of chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not repeat his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a Porsche, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank you card and a crappy box of chocolates?"
To this the Arab replied: " Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins."
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