Dead And In The Dumpster (guitar and vocals only)

Dead and In the Dumpster
Written and performed by
Dan D. Dirges-cool and dark dan samples

Came home early from work, opened up the trailer door
Found my best friend up on my baby, called her a dirty whore
Pulled the shotgun off the gun rack and I blew them both away
Chopped em up with the wood ax right there where they lay
And now their dead and in the dumpster, my best friend and my wife
They gave me no choice but to take both their lives
And now i`m blue and i`m so lonesome, got the them heartaches by the numbers
For their dead and in the dumpster, my best friend and my wife

I sit out on the front porch and I drink to them both
For there`s many fond memories but now their only ghosts
I sit and wait for the trash man to come and carry them away
To their new home up in the landfill, i`ll visit their graves
But now their dead and in the dumpster, my best friend and my wife
They gave me no choice but to take both their lives
And now i`m blue and i`m so lonesome, got the them heartaches by the numbers
For their dead and in the dumpster, my best friend and my wife

Soon the cops picked up the smoke, someone must have heard the shotgun blasts
I heard the sirens a-comin`, tried to sneak out the back
But they caught me and they cuffed me, now i`m locked here in this prison
Doing life plus 99, for you both i`m still missing
They found em dead and in the dumpster, my best friend and my wife
They gave me no choice but to take both their lives
And now i`m blue and i`m so lonesome, got the them heartaches by the numbers
They found em dead and in the dumpster, my best friend and my wife

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Country music parody, dark humor, Love Song, Ballad, original song, vocal and guitar, fingerpicking, singer songwriter,
Dan D Dirges, folk, indie, old time music, country music, blues