Fence Post Politics: DOWN GOES UNDERPANTS!

Are the kids in cages at the border a heartbreaking sight? Absolutely! But is it hilariously ironic that a bunch of Mexican, Guatemalan and Honduran kids are wrapped up in space blankets like human burritos? You bet your sweet ass it is!!! Ted Cruz stopped in on his way back from Cancun to let us know that these places haven't changed since when we first heard about them when Trump took office. Thank you for your service, Ted! Austin Powers ran a ship aground in the Suez Canal and Captain Underpants' author is a huuuuuuge bitch!