It's FULL STEAM Ahead - 20 Best Clean TRAIN & RAILWAY Jokes !

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1.Why was the herbal railway a big success?
All the trains ran on thyme.
2. I was going to tell a railway joke.
But I lost my Train of thought.
3. How do find out how heavy a whale is? By taking it to the whale weigh station.
4. When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
5. Did you hear about the guy who was fishing from a railway bridge?
He was trying to catch a train.
6. What's a train's favorite number?
Two-Two!
7. How do trains hear? With their engineers.
8. I was able to pick up a few railway buffers for cheap the other day. I took advantage of an end-of-the-line sale.
9. I had a friend who quit his job as a newspaper reporter and took a train out of town. The ex-press train.
10. The conductor’s mailbox is always stuffed with letters. He receives plenty of freight mail.
11. What do you call a train that can't stop sneezing? Achoo-choo train.
12. A monorail conductor can only think of one thing at a time. They all have one-track minds.
13. The train company had safety issues for years but was always able to cover its tracks.
14. What do you call a pretend railway station? A play station.
15. You can always tell when a train driver is stressed because they bite their rails.
16. If you spend too much time walking on railroad tracks it might leave you feeling run down.
17. What’s another name for a freight train that’s transporting gum? A chew-chew train.
18. Train conductors are known for their drinking. They can just keep chugging.
19. What does the train driver do on his day off? Let off some steam.
20. Did you know that train conductors make great thieves? They’re really good at covering their tracks.