funny haha!

Men are all alike -- except the one you've met who's different."

"Men are easy to get but hard to keep."

"It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men."

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.