"alternate personality" is cerebral companion wif a dick

women are supposed to be shamans
anima & animus, interesting and totally relevant shit
obstinate, cold, and completely inaccessible
most of this wasn't written by carl jung
lettin yawl know what's been goin on inside my head for 36yrs
being a woman w/ abandonment issues, have not returned this book
our ritual of saying goodbye much like orthodox ritual of kissing icons
there was icecream and now it's got ag's saliva, i am so funny and grotesque
IRS: Because we can!
that's our final meow
it might be silly to yawl but you should be more impressed that i'm not crying