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BACON
3 years ago
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BACON
It makes dumb people smarter
It heals the sick and wounded
While it makes veins even harder
It removes rust from a bumper
It can bring about world peace
I've cooked it for my better friends
A cousin and a niece
It cools you on a summer day
It warms you when your cold
Sizzling bacon in a skillet
Is a sound that don't get old
Its packed with all the vitamins
A healthy body needs
It makes folks use good manners
like thank mam and please
Honesty's important
When describing how you feel
And I truly think that bacon
Should be served at every meal
I didn't always feel like this
In fact those years were wasted
I wonder if pigs would eat themselves
If they knew how good they tasted
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