Slopping paint on miniatures and talking about GI Joe and politics

I can't get away from the parallels. In our clownworld... someone please make a Don LaFontaine AI construct so we can hear that velvety smoothness, and here I am asking for comfort as I still mourn for that giant who left us in 2008.
I'm going to slop paint on miniatures, because I'm recovering from a nasty bout of Cedar Allergies. I will talk about the things that make us go, "that's interesting." Or I'll make you point and laugh at me. It's called the First Amendment, people. Loosen up, life is not a pecker, it's supposed to be had with a pinch of salt and lots of humor.