Joke Of The Day #69 - The BELL Ringer With No ARMS & LEGS !
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A man with no arms and no legs climbed the bell tower of the town’s church every hour.
At the top of the hour, he would bang his face on the bell letting everyone in town know what time it was.
One night after ringing the bell he lost his balance and fell to his death on the sidewalk below.
When the police showed up, a few people were crowded around the body. One policeman asked the woman standing nearest the body, “Do you know who this man is?”
The woman replied, “No, but his face rings a bell.”
As it turns out, he had an identical twin brother who took up the job a week later. He served faithfully, ringing the church bell with his face as his brother had, until one fateful afternoon, he too lost his balance and fell to his death.
As the crowd gathered round, the officer asked, "Did anyone know who this man is?"
"No, but he's a dead ringer for that other guy."
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