Joke Of The Day #66 - The New Secretary - A DOG !
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The New Secretary
The CEO of a large company was in need of a secretary. He spread ads all over town. A few days later, there was a knock on his door. It was a dog. He had a newspaper in his mouth. He opened it to the classifieds page and pointed to the ad that the CEO had placed. The CEO was impressed. But he thought it was a joke, so he playfully decided to test the dog:
- I need a secretary who understands the basics of computers.
The dog went to one of the secretary's desks, climbed on the chair, turned on the router and the computer. The CEO was amazed, but decided to go further:
- I need a secretary who understands spreadsheets.
The dog quickly opened Excel, grabbed a stack of papers, and started scanning names and contacts. The astonished CEO desperately followed:
- I need a bilingual secretary!
The dog replied:
- Meow.
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