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Joke Of The Day #58 - The ANT. CENTIPEDE & SPIDER Throw A Party
3 years ago
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An ant, a spider and a centipede are throwing a party...
The ant realizes that they are running low on beer. He offers to head out to buy some more beers. The centipede says, "No, let me do it. You'd take too long. I have a lot more legs than you - I can do it faster!" The bugs agree. 10 minutes pass... Then 20 minutes, then 30, then more. The spider asks, "What's taking him so long?" The ant decides to head out to investigate. He opens the front door and sees the centipede outside. The ant asks, "Hey man, what's taking you so long?" The centipede replies, "I'm still putting on my shoes."
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