3 FUNNY LAWYER JOKES THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL !

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1. Bob's a truck driver. Bob gets bored on long drives, so he came up with a game. If he sees a lawyer walking on the sidewalk, he'll hop the curb and run him over.
One day, Bob picks up a hitchhiking priest. The priest is quietly studying his Bible. Bob sees a lawyer. Because the priest was so quiet, Bob forgot he was there, and hopped the curb. Just before he ran over the lawyer, he remembered there was a man of the cloth aboard, and swerved back onto the street.
"I'm sorry about that, father."
"Don't worry, my son. I got him with my door."

2. Two men crash into each other at an intersection. First man steps out of his wrecked car screaming.
"You son-of-a-bitch, you wrecked my Jag! I'm a lawyer, I'm going to sue you for everything you have!"
Other man responds, "You Lawyers only care about money, you don't even realize you just lost an arm."
The Lawyer looks down where his arm should be and yells "Where's my Rolex!"

3. A close friend of a doctor, a dentist, and a lawyer dies. At the funeral, the doctor says to his two friends, “Where I come from it is traditional to honor the deceased by placing money on him to take to the grave with his burial.” So the other two agree to do this.
The doctor goes up to the coffin and after paying his last respects, places a $100 bill on the body. Next the dentist does the same thing.
Lastly, the lawyer goes up to the coffin, and after paying his last respect, picks up the two $100 bills and leaves a check for $300.