20 Best Prince HARRY & MEGHAN Markle Jokes

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Some old ones but it's the best I could find!

1. What is Meghan Markle's favorite movie?
Dirty Harry.

2. Prince Harry takes Meghan on a date. Who pays?
The taxpayers.

3. Prince Harry is leaving the royal family to become a painter.
He's going to be the artist formerly known as Prince.

4. Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public.
He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.

5. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry announce they're expecting a second child and they have a prime time interview with Oprah.
So their intrepid search for privacy continues.

6. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Montecito neighbors are complaining about the paparazzi and helicopters.
You know a neighborhood is snooty when royals move-in and you complain there goes the neighborhood.

7. Before he married Meghan Markle, Prince Harry was nicknamed "The Hostage" by the palace staff.
Why? Let's just say Meghan had his Crown Jewels in her purse.

8. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moved to the US to avoid racism.
That's like flying Easy jet to avoid bad service.

9. What did Prince Harry give Meghan Markle for their wedding?
2 crown jewels.

10. Why didn’t Queen Elizabeth take a shower before visiting Prince Harry?
Because she was already Queen.

11. Harry and Meghan are selling their Santa Barbara mansion because they "aren't over the moon about it."
Let's face it, they're not making beautiful, perfect climate, ocean view mansion ranches like they used to.

12. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announce the birth of their baby daughter Lilibet.
This baby was sponsored by Bet 3 6 5.

13. "Harry and Meghan's first Netflix venture?
'The Frown'!

14. The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen...
But in the end, you have to do what your wife says!

15. Meghan and Harry’s child has a high chance of being a ginger, posh baby, meaning he or she would then just need to be sporty and scary to be 100% of the Spice Girls.

16. Prince Harry has a job in Silicon Valley.
Meghan is thrilled her husband found something to do besides sit around and watch Oprah.

17. BREAKING: the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have just basically quit the Royal Family. Season 9 of The Crown just got interesting.

18. Why doesn't Meghan Markle go to Starbucks anymore?
They don't serve royal-tea.

19. Meghan Markle once asked the queen "What's the secret of a long life?" To which the queen replied "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!

20. Prince Harry is 100% royal, but Meghan Markle is 0% royal.
This means their son Archie is the half-blood Prince.