Premium Only Content
20 Best Prince HARRY & MEGHAN Markle Jokes
#PRINCEHARRY #MEGHANMARKLE #HARRYMEGAN
Some old ones but it's the best I could find!
1. What is Meghan Markle's favorite movie?
Dirty Harry.
2. Prince Harry takes Meghan on a date. Who pays?
The taxpayers.
3. Prince Harry is leaving the royal family to become a painter.
He's going to be the artist formerly known as Prince.
4. Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public.
He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.
5. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry announce they're expecting a second child and they have a prime time interview with Oprah.
So their intrepid search for privacy continues.
6. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's Montecito neighbors are complaining about the paparazzi and helicopters.
You know a neighborhood is snooty when royals move-in and you complain there goes the neighborhood.
7. Before he married Meghan Markle, Prince Harry was nicknamed "The Hostage" by the palace staff.
Why? Let's just say Meghan had his Crown Jewels in her purse.
8. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moved to the US to avoid racism.
That's like flying Easy jet to avoid bad service.
9. What did Prince Harry give Meghan Markle for their wedding?
2 crown jewels.
10. Why didn’t Queen Elizabeth take a shower before visiting Prince Harry?
Because she was already Queen.
11. Harry and Meghan are selling their Santa Barbara mansion because they "aren't over the moon about it."
Let's face it, they're not making beautiful, perfect climate, ocean view mansion ranches like they used to.
12. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announce the birth of their baby daughter Lilibet.
This baby was sponsored by Bet 3 6 5.
13. "Harry and Meghan's first Netflix venture?
'The Frown'!
14. The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen...
But in the end, you have to do what your wife says!
15. Meghan and Harry’s child has a high chance of being a ginger, posh baby, meaning he or she would then just need to be sporty and scary to be 100% of the Spice Girls.
16. Prince Harry has a job in Silicon Valley.
Meghan is thrilled her husband found something to do besides sit around and watch Oprah.
17. BREAKING: the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have just basically quit the Royal Family. Season 9 of The Crown just got interesting.
18. Why doesn't Meghan Markle go to Starbucks anymore?
They don't serve royal-tea.
19. Meghan Markle once asked the queen "What's the secret of a long life?" To which the queen replied "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!
20. Prince Harry is 100% royal, but Meghan Markle is 0% royal.
This means their son Archie is the half-blood Prince.
-
5:44
Kaya Jones
2 years agoPrince Harry and Meghan Markle Voice THEIR CONCERNS Over "Misinformation" On Spotify!
1193 -
0:50
Page Six
3 years agoPrince Harry, Meghan Markle won't join frail Queen Elizabeth for Christmas
25.6K80 -
0:41
Reuters Entertainment
2 years agoPrince Harry and Meghan arrive at Invictus Games
954 -
1:01:00
Talk Nerdy 2 Us
9 hours ago💻 From ransomware to global regulations, the digital battlefield is heating up!
24.7K -
3:00:24
I_Came_With_Fire_Podcast
11 hours agoHalf the Gov. goes MISSING, Trump day 1 Plans, IC finally tells the Truth, Jesus was NOT Palestinian
42.7K24 -
4:11:49
Nerdrotic
14 hours ago $35.80 earnedThe Best and Worst of 2024! Sony Blames Fans | Batman DELAYED | Nosferatu! |Friday Night Tights 334
173K32 -
7:55:51
Dr Disrespect
17 hours ago🔴LIVE - DR DISRESPECT - WARZONE - SHOTTY BOYS ATTACK
224K32 -
1:30:23
Twins Pod
17 hours agoHe Went From MARCHING With BLM To Shaking Hands With TRUMP! | Twins Pod - Episode 45 - Amir Odom
138K30 -
1:02:30
Exploring With Nug
18 hours ago $4.01 earned2 Duck Hunters Missing After Kayak Capsizes!
63.6K4 -
46:48
Mally_Mouse
12 hours agoLet's Hang!! -- Opening Christmas gifts from YOU!
72.3K1